01 . 09 . 2014

(Source: sandandglass)

9 hours ago

hervacationh0me:

alargebeardedman:

amporafest:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

Fuck wrong with yall niggas?

(Source: hiddenlex)

9 hours ago

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

9 hours ago

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

9 hours ago

(Source: gorditaputa)

9 hours ago

alicelongbottem:

Hogwarts DADA professors through the years

9 hours ago

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

9 hours ago

(Source: kristwen)

9 hours ago
9 hours ago
  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
9 hours ago

(Source: pepperrppotts)

9 hours ago
  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
9 hours ago

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

9 hours ago

I’m going to murder you a thousand times.

(Source: karens-gillans)